


HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS?!

I was feeling so ugly and gross yesterday, but did my hurr and put on some St. Tropez bronzing mousse and am feeling myself today, enough to wear a tank top (by ASOS)!
Fixed it.
So Kelly Rowland just released the cover for her upcoming album Talk a Good Game earlier today, and you know SOMETHING in me said “I bet Beyonce is gonna shit on this news like she always does when Kelly releases something” and guess what… the cover of Bey’s new single “Rise Up” from the upcoming shitfest film Epic was ALSO released today. Bey “co-wrote” the song with Sia, and we all know that means Bey changed one word and forced herself onto the writing credits. Meanwhile can’t Kelly get 5 minutes alone in the damn spotlight?

I’m sorry.
Just my Sunday outfit from a day spent at a Horse Race…
YES HUNTY! May Wino snatch, slay and finally win that Oscar!!!!